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People love how this woman screwed up her job interview by being too prepared. Far too prepared

This geologist’s revenge on neighbours who blocked her car with a boulder is just awesome

Finding out a cat’s name made this woman’s day – and ours

A Times journalist shared this reader’s NSFW response on Twitter and it’s just not cricket

Best life hack you’ll see this week

People are sharing the nicknames they give their pets and it’s today’s loveliest thread

This unlikely challenge involving the last thing you watched on TV prompted some very unfortunate replies

Tim Farron’s cropped email heading was definitely not on brand

A woman who almost died from a vaccine had the perfect takedown for anti-vaxxers in this heartfelt thread

Donald Trump tweeted in rhyme and got mercilessly ripped for it – 18 poetic burns

Tesco had the perfect response when someone pointed out this rubbish price reduction on Twitter

The takedowns of a dad who mocked his son’s LEGO competition are just glorious – our 13 favourites

Julia Hartley-Brewer’s defence of Dyson’s move to Singapore ended up a glorious self-own

Brexiteer James Dyson is sucking off to Singapore and these are the only takedowns you need

This Tory MP wins “Brexit self-own of the week” – our 15 favourite burns