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This guy trolled his stepson by live tweeting his one night stand and it’s compelling stuff

This lovely thread about a couple’s first meal out went viral because it was all of us at one time or another

People are comparing how they draw an ‘X’ and minds are being blown

This must be the most crushing Guinness world record fail of all time

Gillian Anderson is to play Thatcher and everybody’s got the same worry – 15 jewels in the crown

Donald Trump used the snow to mock global warming and this brutal takedown will warm your chilly bones

Subtitle fail of the week

The upside to Prince Philip’s car crash was this very funny thread that people thought must be a parody (it’s not)

People thought there was something missing from headlines about Prince Philip’s crash

The Nigel Farage private plane saga got even better with a huge self own – 12 first-class responses

This takedown of the Gillette ad backlash is a fascinating take on how the media works

This Tory MP claimed Bird Box was like no-deal Brexit scaremongering

Simply 13 Theresa May jokes to help take the edge off the chaos consuming us all

This wrong number text to the BBC’s Rory Cellan-Jones just kept getting weirder

BBC Springwatch invite us to “take a look at how still this kingfisher keeps its head while hunting, incredible!”