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These 26 ‘petty curses’ blighting people’s lives are all too relatable

Just 28 choice quotes from Brexiteers to raise your blood pressure

The Lib Dems did a joke about Jeremy Corbyn and Brexit and the takedowns were brutal

A Tory MP had a racist rant about the German Airbus CEO and these 22 takedowns came flying in

James Blunt wins Twitter yet again with the perfect reply to this prurient question

Just 20 ‘dad jokes’ to distract you momentarily from the horror of existence

This question about tricky spellings went viral because we’ve all got one we’ll never get right

People are sharing the jobs they wanted when they were 5 and it’s an innocent delight

25 hilarious things from this week

Someone said the LGBT+ community is too sensitive and these 17 takedowns set him straight

People love how this woman screwed up her job interview by being too prepared. Far too prepared

This geologist’s revenge on neighbours who blocked her car with a boulder is just awesome

Finding out a cat’s name made this woman’s day – and ours

A Times journalist shared this reader’s NSFW response on Twitter and it’s just not cricket

Best life hack you’ll see this week