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People are sharing the nicknames they give their pets and it’s today’s loveliest thread

This unlikely challenge involving the last thing you watched on TV prompted some very unfortunate replies

Tim Farron’s cropped email heading was definitely not on brand

A woman who almost died from a vaccine had the perfect takedown for anti-vaxxers in this heartfelt thread

Donald Trump tweeted in rhyme and got mercilessly ripped for it – 18 poetic burns

Tesco had the perfect response when someone pointed out this rubbish price reduction on Twitter

The takedowns of a dad who mocked his son’s LEGO competition are just glorious – our 13 favourites

Julia Hartley-Brewer’s defence of Dyson’s move to Singapore ended up a glorious self-own

Brexiteer James Dyson is sucking off to Singapore and these are the only takedowns you need

This Tory MP wins “Brexit self-own of the week” – our 15 favourite burns

This guy trolled his stepson by live tweeting his one night stand and it’s compelling stuff

This lovely thread about a couple’s first meal out went viral because it was all of us at one time or another

People are comparing how they draw an ‘X’ and minds are being blown

This must be the most crushing Guinness world record fail of all time

Gillian Anderson is to play Thatcher and everybody’s got the same worry – 15 jewels in the crown