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Somebody spotted this alarming ‘Yellow Vest’ manifesto and the takedowns will gladden your heart

All the best bits from the Bros documentary everyone’s talking about in one place

All sorts of famous people (and things) are asking HBO for their Sopranos nicknames – our 17 favourites

Piers Morgan’s still thinking about vegan sausage rolls – the only 5 replies you need

Countdown’s Rachel Riley had a 4-letter word for George Galloway and people loved her for it

18 brilliant life hacks from comedian Joe Heenan

Museums are trolling each other with their best ducks and it’s quacking brilliant

11 savage burns on Ted Cruz for saying his beard makes him look like a rabbi

These 21 lies people tell themselves are a little too relatable for comfort

A woman offered to do this at funerals and Neil Gaiman (and 1000s of others) are totally up for it

This guy shared the 10 schoolboy errors made by the work experience chap with no common sense

“Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever done a wee next to?” – 18 flushed responses

People are sharing their irrational childhood fears and they’ll bring the memories flooding right back

An unexpected fact about pizza sizes is making people like maths – the only 11 reactions you need to read

This Sesame Street scene is too real for media professionals to handle – 21 hilarious headlines