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This Sesame Street scene is too real for media professionals to handle – 21 hilarious headlines

This man said women should be feminine to attract men – our 15 favourite takedowns

This guy’s not keen on #januhairy and it prompted some very funny replies

Only 7 replies you need to this guy who doesn’t need a TV show to keep his home tidy

Piers Morgan used a very old tree to troll ‘Remoaners’ and he was so owned it almost hurts

‘The Wetherspoons dress code is very strict’

18 complaints about dining out that make perfect Smiths album titles

A Tory MP commented on ‘I, Daniel Blake’ and got totally roasted – the only 14 burns you need to read

Golden Globes viewers were shocked by Christian Bale’s accent – 15 five-star reviews

This brilliantly awkward blind date went viral because they had such different takes on how it went

Jacob Rees-Mogg said it would be ‘disloyal’ to go to a vegan restaurant – the only 9 replies you need

Jameela Jamil has the perfect response to men who ask her for nude pics (but not everyone appreciated it)

This guy binned his vegan sausage roll in protest and the takedowns were brutal

This advice for families of LGBT kids is a really heartwarming read

Just 25 of the funniest jokes from this week