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Jonathan Agnew told Gary Lineker to stop talking about Brexit. It didn’t end well

Scottish MP Mhairi Black had the perfect comeback for the troll who told her this

YouGov surveyed the nation’s favourite selection tub chocolates and it might leave a bitter taste

David Schneider’s come up with the perfect analogy for Brexit

Brits are trolling the NY Times after it asked about petty crime in London and it’s glorious

Someone asked if Conservative is “the new gay” and got a big fat “Nope!” in reply – 16 beautiful takedowns

Jacob Rees-Mogg said Theresa May should resign despite winning the no confidence vote – the only 4 replies you need

People are sharing their favourite jokes – these 35+ are absolute crackers

Southeastern Trains thought it would be a good idea to ask its customers this. It wasn’t, it really wasn’t

This man’s story of a cat that got stuck in his car engine is the heart-warming tale we all need right now

This thread about democracy and tonight’s Tory no confidence vote is chilling and brilliant

David Cameron had his say on Theresa May’s ‘no confidence’ vote and got entirely the replies he deserved

Simply the only takedown you need of Jacob Rees-Mogg after he said this about Theresa May

28 really stupid (and very funny) things people did when they were too young to know better

Stephen Mangan started a debate about what you call the end of a loaf and now he probably wishes he hadn’t