David Schneider’s come up with the perfect analogy for Brexit
Here’s actor, writer, director and much else besides David Schneider with our favourite Brexit analogy yet.
You put an offer in on a house.
The survey says it’s on a sinkhole by a sewage farm. Actual wolves live on the street.Do you:
A) Change your mind about buying (No Brexit)B) Buy anyway (May’s deal)
C) Change your mind and also set fire to the house you live in now (No deal)
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 13, 2018
Even better than the cheese submarine, and that was a good one.
Why are you so good at this?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) December 13, 2018
The one industry that has truly prospered as a result of Brexit is analogy construction.
— Rob Kent (@robkentzy) December 13, 2018
Analogies are the only Brexit dividend.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 13, 2018
Anyone under 30:
"I put in a who on a what now" https://t.co/4eYygsdzCj— Woke Bane QC (@banebutwoke) December 13, 2018