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A guy said this happened on the train and the responses are a very enjoyable ride

This mum’s daughter found a new way of eating honey on toast and your mind will be blown

Piers Morgan and Gary Lineker clashed over homework and guess who ended up schooled?

This Tory MP was so owned it’s almost worth the price of Brexit by itself

You won’t see a better #AccidentalPartridge than Bodyguard’s DS Budd

Nigel Farage claimed he could deliver a Brexit deal and the burns are all you could hope for – the best 17

Someone asked what was on everybody’s mind and these 16 answers are highly relatable – mostly

Norman Tebbit said this in the Telegraph and these are the only replies you need

33 celebrity marriages that would create some puntastic double-barrelled names

Arron Banks had a petulant outburst about Europeans – the only 16 takedowns you need to read

When Kate Robbins met Princess Anne has the perfect payoff

Someone has made a hilarious guide to how to treat him on his birthday – which is today

These 38 brilliant examples of pedantic quiz arguments were anything but pointless

Greg James’ new wife Bella Mackie delivered a perfect takedown of the Daily Mail

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