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Women were asked to imagine life if men had a 9pm curfew and the replies were an eye opener (especially if you’re a man)

The Mirror had some advice for its readers and these are the only 14 responses you need

Philip Pullman had the best response to a reader’s complicated question

Just 21 brilliantly random overheard snippets of conversation

Theresa May wants a ‘festival of Brexit Britain’ – the only 19 responses you need

A must read – Patrick Kielty gives Boris Johnson a scathing lesson on Northern Ireland

How to profoundly disturb the neighbours

A right wing blogger said this about Brett Kavanaugh and it got entirely the responses it deserved

We’ve got the Plaid Cymru video that was so bad they deleted it – and it’s glorious

The Bargain Hunt episode with Bez and Jarvis Cocker had an epic, unexpected twist

Our 25 favourite jokes of the week

People are sharing the best and worst celebrities they’ve been compared to – the 21 funniest

People complained about this BBC3 sketch about Brexit and it’s our takedown of the week

Boris Johnson thinks he’s solved the Brexit puzzle – 21 hilarious burns

Jeremy Corbyn supporters boycotted the Guardian and these are the only 9 responses you need