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This is a fascinating thread showing just how quickly the Salisbury suspects struck

A glorious thread on the perils of giving your boss a lift home in a new car

BBC presenter Rachael Bland has died and this is one of the many, many tributes that have been paid

People have been sharing stories of fancy dress parties gone wrong and it’s a costume drama delight

This joke about two church visitors was made even better by the person who didn’t get it

This library’s thread about Fortnite went viral because it has the best payoff you’ll read this week

Lots of IT people came together to troll this chap and it’s well worth switching your machine off and on again

Piers Morgan weighed in on the debate about Cosmo’s cover and these responses are all you need

This exchange took an unexpected turn and is a handy reminder to spell your symptoms right

Guy who criticised a woman for her looks is then criticised for his looks and it’s too perfect

Toby Young sprang to Steve Bannon’s defence and these 6 replies are all you need

Someone filmed a Tube train travelling with the doors open – our favourite 17 responses

Malcolm Gladwell questioned the New Yorker festival’s decision to dump Steve Bannon – our favourite 15 responses

Donald Trump supporters are protesting against Nike and it’s the best self-own you’ll see this week

Alan Sugar asked what these were and the replies were everything you’d hope for