25 hilarious jokes to round off your week

We’ve done it, everyone. We’ve made it through the week that saw the President of America implicated in electoral fraud, Jeremy Corbyn proposing a state-run digital foundation that would create a social media platform, and the UK government consoling those worried about Brexit with a reassurance that BLTs will still be available. Good news for branches of Subway, “meh” news for vegetarians.

Amongst all that turmoil, funny people kept doing their thing, so we could reap the benefits.

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I've waited years for this to happen so I can finally go "How do these people sleep at night?" pic.twitter.com/LdvZA4I10s

— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) August 17, 2018

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https://twitter.com/Daniel_Sugarman/status/1031295442129174528

3.

https://twitter.com/JoParkerBear/status/1030966998572965889

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I've just wasted an hour of my life.

I was walking around my garden making clip clop noises with a couple of coconut shells trying to make the old woman next door think I'd bought a horse.

She's just shouted over the fence, "I know you're just banging coconut shells together."

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) August 19, 2018

5.

Just ate a Ripple.
They’re brilliant.
It’s like eating a Flake but with none of the fannying about

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 19, 2018

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https://twitter.com/NewTownFlaneur/status/1031595385612128256

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https://twitter.com/wirespyuk/status/1031627320140943360

9.

https://twitter.com/hipchickadee/status/1032201143835869185?s=21

10.

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1031033044134715392

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Barista told me he was “trying to draw a heart”. pic.twitter.com/ZbW4zAlchJ

— Jenny Parks (@jennymparks) August 23, 2018

13.

Y'know when toddlers get super quiet they are up to no good… Trump is smearing himself in shit & butter right now,then he is gonna stink out twitter

— Roisin Conaty (@Roisinconaty) August 22, 2018