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Toby Young trolled Owen Jones on A-Level results day and Jones’ response was A*

One of the pleasures of A-Level results day is waiting for Jeremy Clarkson to do this

Neville Southall was going to give his Twitter account to the adult baby community – our 15 favourite responses

People have been sharing their dream Bond line-ups and they’re licensed to make you smile

People are sharing things that confuse them – these 18 are truly baffling

29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex

Jake Humphrey shared a lovely little tale about Fernando Alonso who is retiring from Formula 1

Someone compared the messages on boys and girls’ T-shirts in Primark and it didn’t end well

This furious thread about ‘flatcap wankers’ is a boozy treat even before the delightful twist

People have been sharing the most ‘artfully constructed disses’ and you’ll never be short of an insult again

People enjoyed Dan Walker’s takedown of a viewer who trolled his new BBC Breakfast mug

This Sky customer was taken aback by the name of the ‘Sky expert’ offering to help him

This football club’s letter to a fan went viral because it’s such a lovely gesture

The Telegraph compared Brexit to the Reformation but forgot some important facts – the 11 best reactions

Kanye West’s attempt to spread the love didn’t quite go to plan – our 15 favourite responses