29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex
There are many simple pleasures in life – the tinkling sound of children’s laughter, the smell of the grass after a heavy downpour, watching your annoying neighbour scrape their BMW on the gatepost as they pull into the drive – stuff like that.
These 29 people think they’ve found some of life’s pleasures that are even better than sex. See whether you agree with them.
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https://twitter.com/sicknote20181/status/1028920769856892928
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https://twitter.com/Trodgers_4/status/1022876226724225031
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Sex is good and everything, but have you ever made a scandal disappear with a few mugs of tea?
— Boris Johnson not (@BorisJohnson_MP) August 15, 2018
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https://twitter.com/wyclif_henry18/status/1028220204646625280
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yeah sex is good and all but do you know what it feels like to not have to set an alarm for work the next morning
— mase (@masesmith09) August 13, 2018
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sex is good and all but have you ever stretched so good that your back cracked in all the right places?
— cinnamoroll ⛧彡 (@__SHEEPS) August 11, 2018
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Yeah, sex is great but have you ever had 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 14, 2018
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https://twitter.com/VictoryDanceOfc/status/1027480730539053056
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https://twitter.com/Iam_Abdulaxis/status/1025649510406676481
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https://twitter.com/sal28_/status/1025363226270347264
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Sex is good & everything but have you ever found a pound under the car seat when you need one for a shopping trolley.
— Paul (@bingowings14) August 15, 2018
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Sex is good and everything, but have you ever dunked a rich tea biscuit in your brew and got it to your mouth without it breaking off?
— Stu. (@dysondoc) August 15, 2018
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Yeah sex is good, but have you ever successfully squeezed a book into a space on a bookshelf just a little too tight for it?
— Peter Kavanagh (@TheKavOfficial) August 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/BermondseyBoy68/status/1029506200965193729
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Sex is good and everything but have you ever gotten a knot out of necklace you thought you’d never be able to wear again?
— Siún Ní Dhuinn (@Siuners) August 14, 2018