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These 29 pieces of NSFW archaic slang are long overdue for a comeback

Someone found their Welsh AirBnB did this and the responses will make you roar

Best flow chart you’ll see this week

This woman said too many Spaniards spoiled her Spanish holiday – 15 favourite responses

Favourite 19 things people said about this picture of Donald Trump and his biker pals

Toby Young’s identified why university applications are down – our favourite 19 responses

Alex Jones has been ranting again and the takedowns were very satisfying indeed

GQ thinks this is a ‘stockier’ build – our 17 favourite things people said about it

An author asked for jokes to kill the boredom in A&E – these 21 are so bad, they’re brilliant

An alt-right guy said this about Idris Elba as James Bond – 17 killer responses

You won’t see a stranger (or a funnier) goal all season

Jim Davidson’s Twitter meltdown will make your day better

This guy slagged off the BBC and it’s the best self-own you’ll see this week

Russell Crowe uses LinkedIn and people can’t get their heads round it – our favourite 11 responses

Christine Hamilton said this about burkas and got exactly the responses she deserved