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Twitter’s press department auto-responds with the poo emoji – and tweeters are dumping on Elon Musk

Guns don’t kill people, Only Fans kills people – apparently

Gary Lineker had the devastating final word for a troll who suggested he wasn’t being entirely honest

Carol Vorderman called out the Daily Mail’s maths ‘bollocks’ and people loved it

Darren Grimes bent irony until it snapped – 14 funniest takedowns

This list of birds ‘named by people who clearly hate birds’ is an ornithological delight

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

An old clip of Ian Wright meeting a teacher from his past is doing the rounds again, and it may make you shed a tear

A Christian singer said women ‘dressed like prostitutes’ in the gym and the comebacks were magnificent

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

There’s been a sea change in the classroom – and people are relating hard

When it comes to inventive phrases and insults it seems that Hungarians top the global leaderboard

Stop panicking, everyone – John Redwood has solved the UK’s water shortage

Comeback of the day

This hilarious comeback has sailed into viral waters again and it will never not be funny