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People are suggesting four words to freak out future astronauts – these 21 are out of this world

This tale of everyday sexism was already outrageous … and then men doubled down on it

25 favourite tweets of the week

This appeal by Beds police prompted some brilliant replies and got even better when the cops joined in

13 favourite things people said about this picture of Priti Patel, Liz Truss and Nadine Dorries

It was Boris Johnson’s final PMQs and these 23 not so fond farewells say it best

Nadine Dorries was furious Labour MPs didn’t clap Boris Johnson – only 9 responses you need

The temperature has dropped, and so has a fresh batch of heatwave tweets – 27 favourites

17 favourite responses to people who keep wanging on about the summer of 1976

These 27 people came here to tweet about the heatwave and chew bubblegum – and they’re all out of bubblegum

Surely the most entertaining tech fail you’ll see this week

People shared call signs for ‘cosplay Boris Johnson’ and this NSFW reply went supersonic

Penny Mordaunt shared this latest Tory leadership poll and the mockery was 101%

The next Tory leader debate’s been cancelled after Sunak and Truss pulled out – 23 favourite responses

25 favourite funny tweets of the week