25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Congratulations for running the gauntlet of too much politics and a heatwave to make it to Friday and our list of favourite funny tweets.
As always, give your faves a follow.
1.
There are no vegan men, just.. pic.twitter.com/5DkKLoWZuI
— An Post Malone (@CianClarke1) July 13, 2022
2.
mom: you remember them? they invited me to like a sex party
me:
mom: a party for the sex, like for sex parts? but they hired a skywriter for it
me: for sex?
mom: you know the one where they do like pink or blue?
me:
me:
me: do you mean a gender reveal?— Meg Elison (@megelison) July 12, 2022
3.
Apparently it’s healthier to make your own muesli, so I’ve been making mine from coco-pops, Honey monster puffs and hazelnut.
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) July 12, 2022
4.
Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t had any of your minion seasoned onigiri pic.twitter.com/kF4Euz0Jjo
— jx (@jxiaoo) July 10, 2022
5.
reminder not to put sunglasses on your dog for a fun picture in the sun – this is actually very bad for the dog as it gives them a false sense of confidence and makes them look really cool which can be dangerous when you take them off again and they have to go back to Normal Dog
— joe (@goulcher) July 12, 2022
6.
Just in case Florence + The Machine comes on shuffle pic.twitter.com/p3GQxobycF
— jake (@jaketalhoui) July 12, 2022
7.
My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) July 11, 2022
8.
Having new people over today, and by my calculations they should be showing up at exactly the same time as all my prime day packages
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 14, 2022
9.
A can’t of coke ☹️ pic.twitter.com/l62lGaXdwr
— Charlotte (@RoylePin) July 11, 2022
10.
I’m already scared pic.twitter.com/FqQgFqKSeA
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) July 12, 2022
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4 wants to name the new baby “Boba Fett,” and so do I, so my wife’s vote doesn’t even count.
— Adam (@YSylon) July 14, 2022
