25 favourite tweets of the week
Happy Friday, everyone. The weekend’s so close you can almost smell it – or is that just your socks after the heatwave?
It’s time for us to reveal the tweets that made us laugh the most this week, not including any posted by Tory candidates about how great they are.
If you like them, put a ring on them. No, wait – not a ring – a retweet.
1.
We're just normal men pic.twitter.com/Q3otyYnEEv
— Anna Lowman (@annawaits) July 17, 2022
2.
Dog owners be like this is Spike he’s a purebred pedigree worth $13 000 and cat owners be like this is Lord Theodore Willis The Third he’s orange and we found him in an alley
— ollie (@bohemianuwus) July 17, 2022
3.
— (@mywheelhouseftw) July 17, 2022
4.
You approach a gateway. There are two sentinels standing before it. One of the guards can only tell the truth whereas the other guard can only lie. You don’t know which is which. What question should you ask in order to determine which of the two likes big butts?
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) July 18, 2022
5.
“Lord Vader, we’ve found the rebel bass!” pic.twitter.com/yRq1nda6rc
— Dave Roberts (@hi_robb) July 18, 2022
6.
If you're annoyed by foxes pooing in your garden, believe me, you've got it easy. pic.twitter.com/xuwDgLhhR0
— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) July 18, 2022
7.
Heads up everyone, it's Ninja Turtle weather https://t.co/NwYphhKxrb
— Jesse Case (@jessecase) July 17, 2022
8.
OMG how have I never clocked
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Feebee
Rachel
It’s Monica
Eeyup Chandler!
Nnnnnjoey
David
Schwimmer— Shuffle T – Debut Album Out Now! (@Shuffle_T) July 18, 2022
9.
— David Curran (@iamreddave) July 18, 2022
10.
FYI: It's no longer "box wine"
The classy term is "cardboardeaux"
— mariana Z🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@mariana057) July 18, 2022
11.
you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no…are doctors dumb"
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) July 18, 2022
12.
The newspaper industry tried to get us off of coal and oil dependency, but Big Website didn’t want that 😖 pic.twitter.com/VZJtRrL49r
— dan nguyen (@dancow) July 19, 2022
