Twitter p.100

21 funny, savage and just plain weird genuine quotes from grandmas

People are sharing excruciating tales of public embarrassment – 23 hilarious jaw-droppers

People reacted to a bizarre hypothetical Will Smith attack on Betty White with their own versions – 17 favourites

Matt Lucas had the best response to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars

14 favourite floofs from the ‘cats being weird little guys’ Twitter account

Lauren Boebert took aim at allergies and vaccines and it blew up in her face

Naga Munchetty’s takedown of this troll was 10/10

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Rishi Sunak doesn’t own the car he was pictured filling up – 9 premium responses

23 favourite things people said about Rishi Sunak posing at a petrol pump

‘What is a fact that sounds like a shitpost but is 100 percent real?’ 21 unbelievably good examples

This analysis of the Twitter trolls abusing Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is a fascinating and important read

‘What’s your best line you’ve delivered to a phone scammer?’ – 16 ringing successes

Self-own of the day

9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week