Twitter p.149

This guy’s ex-girlfriend never stops mocking his 15-second cameo in Lord of the Rings and it’s brilliant

Everybody hates e-mails: the collection – 14 funny favourites

‘What’s a simple red flag that has never failed you?’ – 17 copper bottomed warning signs

A top 10 round-up of Poorly Aged Things

John Redwood bemoaned shops’ lack of homegrown fruit and veg – 11 tastiest takedowns

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

The Mail’s Andrew Pierce made an excruciating gaffe in his rant about Joe Biden’s statue choices

The only 5 takedowns you need of the MP who accidentally made the argument for EU membership

This Joe Biden inauguration joke was made so much better by people not getting it

Ted Cruz said the Paris climate agreement was about the ‘citizens of Paris’ – 6 brutal takedowns

Gavin Williamson said nobody predicted schools would close – the only 5 responses you need

Bernie Sanders’ coat and mittens combo gave us the best meme of the inauguration – 26 favourites

Melania Trump got a White House staffer to write her thank you notes – to White House staffers

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in – 17 tweets that capture the joyous global mood right now

Simply 14 hilarious guesses at the contents of Trump’s leaving note to Joe Biden (NSFW)