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James Blunt wins comeback of the day. Again

Our 15 favourite funny tweets about the pandemic and all that

Boris Johnson pretended to do science and it was an epic fail – 9 favourite takedowns

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ stunning rebuff for Ted Cruz is the putdown of the day

Simply 19 things that are about as likely as Covid being over

Our 11 favourite funny clapbacks to Priti Patel’s new rules about travel

‘Don’t you know who I am?’ 17 glorious times people had no idea who they were speaking to

‘Boris Johnson: A tragedy in four acts’ went viral because it speaks volumes

Takedown of the day

Boris Johnson claims the government did everything it could against Covid – 13 sceptical reactions

This guy’s ex-girlfriend never stops mocking his 15-second cameo in Lord of the Rings and it’s brilliant

Everybody hates e-mails: the collection – 14 funny favourites

‘What’s a simple red flag that has never failed you?’ – 17 copper bottomed warning signs

A top 10 round-up of Poorly Aged Things

John Redwood bemoaned shops’ lack of homegrown fruit and veg – 11 tastiest takedowns