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A mum asked for help after she had to cancel her 5 y/o’s birthday party and the response will warm your heart

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Someone suggested people really want to see the Queen, but – well, they don’t

This joke was made all the better by so many people not getting it

Question Time is temporarily ditching the audience – 7 biting responses

Bob Mortimer and Matt Berry took Train Guy straight off the rails

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People are sharing the ‘hauntingly specific insults’ they’ve suffered and these 25 are awfully brilliant

For this employee, National Employee Appreciation Day had a brutal plot twist

One side effect of coronavirus is major burns … Just ask Eric Prydz

Clever comeback of the week

Mel Brooks’ son Max has gone viral by being anti-viral

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