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Bob Mortimer and Matt Berry took Train Guy straight off the rails

The only 5 reactions you need to Boris Johnson’s new “war cabinet”

People are sharing the ‘hauntingly specific insults’ they’ve suffered and these 25 are awfully brilliant

For this employee, National Employee Appreciation Day had a brutal plot twist

One side effect of coronavirus is major burns … Just ask Eric Prydz

Clever comeback of the week

Mel Brooks’ son Max has gone viral by being anti-viral

Boris Johnson doesn’t want us to go to the pub but won’t close them – only 5 reactions you need

19 of the best new coronavirus jokes to lower your blood pressure

This incredible flash mob playing Beethoven’s Ode to Joy will give you feelings

This tale of public nudity at a German spa is both excruciating and hilarious

Boris Johnson just gave his first daily coronavirus update – 17 entirely unimpressed responses

Richard Branson’s putting Virgin Airlines staff on unpaid leave and people have been doing the maths

With no other sport on telly to watch Gary Lineker sent this marble race wildly viral

Simply 17 funny takes on the coronavirus to balance out the news