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7 funniest responses to China sending an army of ducks to fight a swarm of locusts

This simple-looking sum went viral because people have so many different ways of doing it

Jacob Rees-Mogg said the Tories are the ‘Lamborghini of governments’ – only 5 responses you need

“What’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made at work?” – 15 toe-curlingly awful examples

People have been ruining bands’ names by adding one extra letter – 23 favourites

Simply a very satisfying takedown of this attempt to ‘defeat socialism’

This coronavirus conspiracy theory is like a tinfoil hatter’s greatest hits

Nick Harvey’s “Sue. You’re Shouting at Tea” is our favourite earworm of the year

Hunter S. Thompson’s letter rejecting Anthony Burgess’ novella idea is a stunningly savage put-down

Simply 16 awfully British reasons to break up

Mike Pence is the new US coronavirus czar and people aren’t reassured – 5 viral reactions

This ‘Ed Sheeran lookalike’ is the only police appeal we’re interested in this week

7 funniest things people said about this picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg and his ‘favourite crisps’

PG Tips reached out to Yorkshire Tea and it gave people a warm feeling

The only 4 reactions you need to CNN’s complete geography fail