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This state-run Chinese news agency poll about coronavirus forgot an important option

Peter Andre’s alleged coronavirus precautions caused an outbreak of pisstaking

The Home Office is showing off the new ‘blue’ British passport – only 5 responses you need

We may never sleep again after reading these 17 creepy quotes from kids

Our 11 favourite reactions to Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’ baby announcement

Only 7 responses you need to people trolling Greta Thunberg’s Bristol speech

Just 19 nice things that made us smile this week

4 people upset by Greta Thunberg that suggests she is 100% doing the right thing

‘Quote this tweet with something only a British person could relate to’ – 17 funny favourites

Americans are avoiding Corona beer because of the coronavirus and it explains so much

Simply 25 things that made us laugh this week

7 funniest responses to China sending an army of ducks to fight a swarm of locusts

This simple-looking sum went viral because people have so many different ways of doing it

Jacob Rees-Mogg said the Tories are the ‘Lamborghini of governments’ – only 5 responses you need

“What’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made at work?” – 15 toe-curlingly awful examples