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Don’t get bogged down by the great toilet roll shortage – just read these 19 funny takes

14 fantastic tweets to mark International Women’s Day

Simply 23 funny jokes by 23 very funny women for International Women’s Day

Simply 17 coronavirus jokes to help take the edge off (a little bit)

15 nice things that made us feel good inside this week

People are remembering how they used to rescue bricks from swimming pools and some non-Brits are very confused indeed

They’ve been nicking hand sanitiser at the Sun and everyone made the same joke

25 of the funniest things we’ve seen on Twitter this week

Donald Trump said people can go to work with the coronavirus – 7 sick burns

There’s something a little off with this equality drive in Hungary’s British Embassy

Handwashing with Lady Macbeth is the way forward in the fight against the coronavirus

People have questions about these deaths from 1721 – so many questions

Funerals may be streamed online if there’s a pandemic – 11 sneaky digs at the policy

People have been sharing what they used to drink instead of water after Caitlin Moran said this

This is a very timely read for anyone tempted to go stockpiling because of coronavirus