People have been ruining a musical by adding an extra word – 23 favourites
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Allison Pearson’s been trolling young people over coronavirus – only 5 responses you need
These two rail travellers aren’t messing with coronavirus and people had questions, lots of questions
This police query about obscured car number plates took an enjoyably unexpected handbrake turn
PETA had a theory about coronavirus and the takedown was best served cold
Boris Johnson said he’s been shaking everyone’s hand despite coronavirus – only 9 responses you need
Simply 13 Happy Birthday alternatives to sing whilst washing your hands for 20 seconds
The Telegraph said the UK’s EU negotiators enjoyed a ‘patriotic’ English breakfast – 9 delicious responses
A former UKIP MEP said hens ‘invented eggs’ in a row over English breakfasts and the internet cracked
17 accidentally NSFW search terms that are a cautionary tale for the internet age
A Brexiter’s breakfast claim left him with egg on his face – the only 6 reactions you need to read
This short thread about a chance encounter at a record counter is giving people feelings
Peter Andre had the best response to that ‘don’t touch me’ coronavirus scare story
Takedown of the (Leap) Day
Someone recognised their grandparents in this Sunday Sport coronavirus story and it just got better and better