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4 people upset by Greta Thunberg that suggests she is 100% doing the right thing

‘Quote this tweet with something only a British person could relate to’ – 17 funny favourites

Americans are avoiding Corona beer because of the coronavirus and it explains so much

Simply 25 things that made us laugh this week

7 funniest responses to China sending an army of ducks to fight a swarm of locusts

This simple-looking sum went viral because people have so many different ways of doing it

Jacob Rees-Mogg said the Tories are the ‘Lamborghini of governments’ – only 5 responses you need

“What’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made at work?” – 15 toe-curlingly awful examples

People have been ruining bands’ names by adding one extra letter – 23 favourites

Simply a very satisfying takedown of this attempt to ‘defeat socialism’

This coronavirus conspiracy theory is like a tinfoil hatter’s greatest hits

Nick Harvey’s “Sue. You’re Shouting at Tea” is our favourite earworm of the year

Hunter S. Thompson’s letter rejecting Anthony Burgess’ novella idea is a stunningly savage put-down

Simply 16 awfully British reasons to break up

Mike Pence is the new US coronavirus czar and people aren’t reassured – 5 viral reactions