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Simply 17 absolute truths about life in your 30s shared by people in their 30s

New immigration rules would have barred Priti Patel’s parents – 5 favourite reactions

The only 8 birthday messages for Prince Andrew you need to read

Simply 13 things people do that feel illegal but really aren’t

BRITs winner Dave called the PM a racist and broke the internet

The 12 funniest reactions to Richard Dawkins talking about “eating human meat”

The struggle is real – 14 relatable takes on that Little Women meme

The flood devastation had people asking “Where’s Boris?” – our 9 favourite responses

James Blunt had the perfect response for the unhappy husband who said this about his concert

This map of “Free Independent England” isn’t quite what it should be

Comeback of the week

A government adviser has resigned after a row about his views on women, race and eugenics

The 5 funniest reactions to Burger King reinventing the chip butty

‘It’s funny because it’s true’

Peter Crouch turned this snarky comment into a match-winning own goal