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The 25 funniest things from this week

A man was spotted eating a full English on the Tube – funniest 5 things people said about it

Donald Trump hated Parasite winning the best movie Oscar because it’s S Korean – only 5 responses you need

“They’re trying to rewrite history” – woman gets schooled over her racist take on Vanity Fair

A grandson’s fun run plans weren’t as kind as they first seemed

This “gotcha” for the troll who called a woman an economic illiterate was quite something

The 8 hottest takes on Rory Stewart’s bathwater habits

12 suggested Question Time topics that were far better than the real ones

Simply 23 brilliantly terrible dad jokes that are guaranteed to take the edge off

Simply 17 absolute truths about life in your 30s shared by people in their 30s

New immigration rules would have barred Priti Patel’s parents – 5 favourite reactions

The only 8 birthday messages for Prince Andrew you need to read

Simply 13 things people do that feel illegal but really aren’t

BRITs winner Dave called the PM a racist and broke the internet

The 12 funniest reactions to Richard Dawkins talking about “eating human meat”