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People loved Yorkshire Tea’s response after the chancellor was pictured with it making a cuppa

Favourite 5 things people said about our ‘technologically advanced’ new blue passports

Lots of people made jokes after this chap was back on the news but Dara O’Briain’s was the best

Heathrow’s carbon footprint announcement was just plane crazy – our 7 favourite comments

The only 7 reactions you need to the size of Boris Johnson’s briefs

If Mr Men and Little Miss characters were utter ar*eholes

17 nice things that made us feel good this week

Simply 17 times Irvine Welsh was brilliant (and brilliantly NSFW) on Twitter

The 25 funniest things from this week

A man was spotted eating a full English on the Tube – funniest 5 things people said about it

Donald Trump hated Parasite winning the best movie Oscar because it’s S Korean – only 5 responses you need

“They’re trying to rewrite history” – woman gets schooled over her racist take on Vanity Fair

A grandson’s fun run plans weren’t as kind as they first seemed

This “gotcha” for the troll who called a woman an economic illiterate was quite something

The 8 hottest takes on Rory Stewart’s bathwater habits