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Customer complaint of the week

Simply 23 outrageous and very funny lies that people once got away with

25 favourite funny things from the week

Donald Trump Jr. got thoroughly schooled on his father’s overt racism

There’s something wrong with this family tree – something very wrong indeed

Roses are red, violets are blue – these 18 headlines are poetry too

People shared the slightly wrong phrases they’ve heard- our 23 favourites

Rory Stewart has slept in the homes of more than 500 strangers – 9 hilarious reactions

Sajid Javid quit the government in Boris Johnson’s reshuffle – only 6 responses you need

This story of a man angry about teabags is Brexit in 4 parts

4 favourite reactions to Andrew Neil savaging the PM’s failure to deliver projects

A mum shared this girl’s killer takedown and it turned out lots of us have doppelgängers

A Guardian reader said we’re eating fish and chips all wrong and got a Twitter battering

Rory Stewart wants Londoners to put him up for the night – the 9 funniest comments

7 favourite reactions to Dominic Cummings’ ramble about a kids’ TV show