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Favourite 4 pisstakes of the Daily Mirror after it called a trampoline a ‘bounce based toy’

Brad Pitt used his Oscars acceptance speech to take down Donald Trump

An anti-medicine advocate needed a doctor after these 9 surgical takedowns

18 expert pisstakes of Donald Trump’s laughable fake tan

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11 reasons why teenagers are just like cats

11 reasons why toddlers are just like dogs

18 nice things that made us feel good this week

Just 25 hilarious things we’ve seen this week

18 irritating questions everyone asks while thinking they’re the first

A multimillionaire invented bin pods for the homeless and was widely rubbished

17 hilarious times people seemed to be ill – but they really weren’t

People were bristling at the idea of bells and flags for Prince Andrew’s birthday – 9 ringing takedowns

Jessica knows how to stop the coronavirus and she’s really not messing around

This dad got a tattoo of his baby son’s scar so he won’t be alone with it when he grows up