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This Republican’s condemnation of Nancy Pelosi was a glorious self-own

Turns out some people put butter on their Weetabix and the internet is appalled

Get a whiff of these 19 puntastically stinky sitcoms

Donald Trump has been acquitted of the impeachment charges – the only 7 reactions you need

Katy Perry was made a British Asian Trust ambassador and there were questions – 9 bemused reactions

People shared the ridiculous demands made by customers – 21 mind-blowing examples

Joe Heenan’s pictures of Piers Morgan as types of meat might turn us all veggie

Simply 9 funny things people said about Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher in The Crown

The only 5 takedowns you need of the man who called out an MP for baring her shoulder

This hungover guy asked for a day off and his boss had the best response

People are sharing customers’ most outrageous demands and they’re funny and totally exasperating

Trump claimed Ivanka had created 15 million jobs – the only 5 stunning takedowns you need

Self-own of the week

Prince William’s face after Rebel Wilson’s Prince Andrew and Harry jokes deserved a Bafta all of its own

8 stylish takedowns of the woman fighting climate change with vintage Chanel