Rory Stewart wants Londoners to put him up for the night – the 9 funniest comments

Rory Stewart is quite unlike any other politicians around. The former Conservative and current London Mayoral candidate likes to talk to people, and his #RoryWalks videos were a highlight of the Tory leadership contest in 2019.

In a similar vein, he has launched a new drive to get to know Londoners – #ComeKipWithMe

Today I'm launching #ComeKipWithMe – asking Londoners to invite me into their homes and show me the city through their eyes. I want to know your concerns and your ideas. And I promise to bring a sleeping bag and a box of chocolates!

Sign up: https://t.co/jtrLIw7i2G pic.twitter.com/TC7Vfg5tNk

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) February 11, 2020

If the Milk Tray Man wanted to talk about reducing crime.

Twitter had a lot to say about it.

1.

You know that thing in vampire legend where you need to invite the vampire into your home? Yes, that. https://t.co/qLk31cd4Jp

— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) February 11, 2020

2.

I know I have a reputation for sleeping with anyone, but I'm afraid I draw the line at you Rory.

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) February 11, 2020

3.

rory stewart is in your home. rory stewart is on your sofa, playing your ps4. rory stewart helping himself to your food. rory stewart is hurt when you ask how long he's staying. rory stewart is assembling an enormous shisa pipe and puffing himself silly. this is rory's house now https://t.co/WsRfxd2Lb8

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) February 11, 2020

4.

I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do
Wanna sleep with common people
I wanna sleep with common people
Like you https://t.co/91qulixBob

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) February 11, 2020

5.

Rory mate has the wife kicked you out https://t.co/U1PiJnZGqs

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 11, 2020

6.

6am. You wake up. Rory Stewart is lying next to you, staring into your eyes. "Tell me what *your* London is like," he says.

8am. You eat your cereal. "But what do Londoners like you *really* want for breakfast?" he asks.

11pm. You get into bed. Rory Stewart is lying beside y https://t.co/h6vYUSjWVS

— Alan White (@aljwhite) February 11, 2020

7.

Is everything ok at home, Rory?

— 🏳️‍🌈 Max 🏳️‍🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) February 11, 2020

8.

Mate, why not just use Guardian Soulmates https://t.co/BUUg89Hnmo

— Aditya Chakrabortty (@chakrabortty) February 11, 2020

9.

I recently did #ComeUkipWithMe where I got to do an evening's border patrol looking for migrant vessels with UKIP members in Margate. https://t.co/RzjPptUWba

— Mark ne-Francois-pas MP 🇬🇧 (@MarkFrancois12) February 11, 2020

Writer Suzanne Moore wondered whether he might make himself useful.

Do you wipe down the work tops? Also got some bulbs that need changing .

— suzanne moore (@suzanne_moore) February 11, 2020

Light bulbs a yes – counter-tops no

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) February 11, 2020

Tough break, Suzanne. Try Sadiq Khan.

READ MORE

The Telegraph said Rory Stewart used to be a spy – the only 11 responses you need

Source Rory Stewart Image Rory Stewart