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It’s November – and Mariah Carey’s here to tell us what that means

Bob Mortimer’s “train guy” parody is very funny, but far too realistic

People love how this horse ran back into the smoke to guide out its family

This 2016 Nigel Farage soundbite about presidential interference hasn’t aged well

Six explosive reactions to the tiny protest march against the Brexit extension

Ivanka Trump quoted Thomas Jefferson to defend her dad and it was a glorious self-own

People are sharing pictures of the Brexit riots – 13 favourites

It’s (not) Brexit Day and we’ve rounded up the riot and explosion reports – our 24 favourites

23 Halloween jokes to get you in the right spirit

These 7 reactions to someone complaining about green witch make-up were absolutely magic

The only 4 reactions you need to Twitter’s ban on political ads

Susanna Reid skewered Matt Hancock’s policy claims and it’s crucial viewing – our 7 favourite reactions

Trump shared a photo of himself giving an award to the hero dog – 14 ruff comments

This woman crashed her car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone thought the blood was real

Lizzo’s ‘Truth Hurts’ in the style of the Hocus Pocus witches is a freaky Halloween treat