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Liz Truss tried to reassure people about Britain’s future trade and made a schoolboy error in the first sentence

14 funny things you’re never likely to hear said in a hospital

A YouTuber let Twitter decorate his room and it got seriously weird

Toto’s not in Kansas anymore – or on the stage

These 6 times Louis Theroux interviewed ‘Scottish Twitter’ are almost as good as the real thing

Piers Morgan made a dick joke about someone’s name and ended up owned by Richard Herring

A journalist trolled Greta Thunberg for never having to ‘work a day in her life’ – 5 perfect comebacks

Donald Trump said he abandoned the Kurds because they ‘didn’t help in WW2’ – 5 appalled reactions

People are pointing out this Daily Mail vaccination campaign’s rank hypocrisy (but glad it’s changed its mind)

A Brexiter said he’d rather eat grass than be in the EU – 9 mooving responses

Liz Truss attempting a Coleen Rooney joke is an excruciating watch – the only 5 reactions you need

Plot twist: Coleen Rooney might not be the ingenious detective we all thought

Simply 16 of the funniest Coleen Rooney-Rebekah Vardy jokes

A happy consequence of the Coleen Rooney saga is the clarification the Sun is having to put on stories about her

Police kettling a giant pink octopus is the best 14 seconds you’ll watch today – 5 favourite responses