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Liz Truss attempting a Coleen Rooney joke is an excruciating watch – the only 5 reactions you need

Plot twist: Coleen Rooney might not be the ingenious detective we all thought

Simply 16 of the funniest Coleen Rooney-Rebekah Vardy jokes

A happy consequence of the Coleen Rooney saga is the clarification the Sun is having to put on stories about her

Police kettling a giant pink octopus is the best 14 seconds you’ll watch today – 5 favourite responses

Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy is the only story in town – favourite 17 things people are saying about it

The reaction to this latte art fail is incredibly relatable

This woman texted a wrong number about her ex-husband and now the entire internet’s on her side

People are sharing things you can say during sex and at a drive thru window – 17 favourites

Noel Fielding found his own celebrity lookalike – and it’s a dead ringer

This attempted scam is a scary read and a lesson for us all

Dan Snow had the perfect response to Leave EU’s outrageous xenophobia

“Make a horror film less scary” – 18 defanged classics

People have been adding famous laughs to a Joker clip and it’s disturbingly funny

14 condemnations of Leave EU’s outrageous xenophobic poster