Twitter p.292

This thread about crude oil starts off funny and ends up mildly terrifying

A customer was unhappy with their George Costanza oil painting and it’s our new favourite 1-star review

25 very funny posts from the last week

Facebook Mum in Holiday Scam Horror!

Liz Truss tried to reassure people about Britain’s future trade and made a schoolboy error in the first sentence

14 funny things you’re never likely to hear said in a hospital

A YouTuber let Twitter decorate his room and it got seriously weird

Toto’s not in Kansas anymore – or on the stage

These 6 times Louis Theroux interviewed ‘Scottish Twitter’ are almost as good as the real thing

Piers Morgan made a dick joke about someone’s name and ended up owned by Richard Herring

A journalist trolled Greta Thunberg for never having to ‘work a day in her life’ – 5 perfect comebacks

Donald Trump said he abandoned the Kurds because they ‘didn’t help in WW2’ – 5 appalled reactions

People are pointing out this Daily Mail vaccination campaign’s rank hypocrisy (but glad it’s changed its mind)

A Brexiter said he’d rather eat grass than be in the EU – 9 mooving responses

Liz Truss attempting a Coleen Rooney joke is an excruciating watch – the only 5 reactions you need