Twitter p.294

The only 5 reactions you need to Andrew Marr calling out Priti Patel for laughing

People loved this author’s story of the day his dad found his NSFW downloads

Donald Trump Jr trolled this Democratic presidential candidate and Kamala Harris’s comeback was 10/10

A woman suggested a female Joker would be totally appropriate and these men got so angry it’s funny

This thread about crude oil starts off funny and ends up mildly terrifying

A customer was unhappy with their George Costanza oil painting and it’s our new favourite 1-star review

25 very funny posts from the last week

Facebook Mum in Holiday Scam Horror!

Liz Truss tried to reassure people about Britain’s future trade and made a schoolboy error in the first sentence

14 funny things you’re never likely to hear said in a hospital

A YouTuber let Twitter decorate his room and it got seriously weird

Toto’s not in Kansas anymore – or on the stage

These 6 times Louis Theroux interviewed ‘Scottish Twitter’ are almost as good as the real thing

Piers Morgan made a dick joke about someone’s name and ended up owned by Richard Herring

A journalist trolled Greta Thunberg for never having to ‘work a day in her life’ – 5 perfect comebacks