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Greta Thunberg had the perfect comeback for Donald Trump’s mockery

Everybody’s wondering about the Queen’s phone call with Boris Johnson – our 9 favourite comments

13 perfect reactions to the news of an impeachment inquiry against Donald Trump

Someone pulled off the best prank call to the Nigel Farage show – wait for it

An MP tried to correct Diane Abbott’s grammar and it’s a very enjoyable self-own

8 favourite things people are saying about Lady Hale after her devastating Boris Johnson ruling

Just 8 very funny #byebyeBoris tweets

People love Lady Hale’s magnificent spider brooch – 8 funniest things they said about it

Boris Johnson broke the law by suspending parliament – 27 favourite responses

Donald Trump mocked Greta Thunberg on Twitter – only 6 responses you need

WebMD’s medical claims about pomegranate got them totally owned by a doctor

Boris Johnson dodged questions about funding awarded to his “friend” – 7 cutting responses

Allison Pearson said the shadow education secretary’s GCSEs were ‘scary’ – only 4 replies you need

The only 7 reactions you need to someone comparing Greta Thunberg to the Nazis

We can’t believe Amazon removed Louis Theroux’s review of his own book – actually we can