9 favourite things people said about this picture of Dominic Cummings on that Telegraph front page

John Plunkett. Updated April 1st, 2020

We hesitate to say the words Dominic Cummings but, anyway, there’s a picture on today’s Telegraph front page of the PM’s special friend, Dominic Cummings, and it’s crying out for a caption.

And these 9 people happily obliged.

The Telegraph like Cummings and want him to succeed and the absolute best photograph they could find of him to make him seem likeable makes him look like he’s just told Bond of his plan to laser off one of his testicles and crunch it down like a Granny Smith pic.twitter.com/acgrp31Dme

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 27, 2019

Nosferatu putting in his contact lens pic.twitter.com/IAKQUQ0FPX

— Peter Bradshaw (@PeterBradshaw1) September 27, 2019

The Beast With Five Fingers (1946) starring Peter Lorre pic.twitter.com/p48pGo6boh

— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) September 26, 2019

"What's that Sooty? Only I can see my Machiavellian strategic genius? Excellent, my artful puppet mastery will go totally unnoticed!" pic.twitter.com/bGkSHydRer

— ianzpotter everywhere else (@ianzpotter) September 26, 2019

pic.twitter.com/qnrnaICim5

— christhebarker (@christhebarker) September 27, 2019

They expect him to continue to stroke the cat on his lap with his left hand. pic.twitter.com/FMLg08yqlg

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 27, 2019

https://twitter.com/MattGarrahan/status/1177496772475641856?s=20

Cummings does smell test on fingers after operating his Boris

— bryntin ish 🇪🇺 (@bryntnhmphrys) September 27, 2019

When your mum buys cheap toilet paper pic.twitter.com/e3sM9b1qjj

— Scott (@scottwilks) September 26, 2019