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The Downing Street demonstrators weren’t shouting what we thought they were shouting

Our 18 favourite reactions to the government’s Get Ready for Brexit ad campaign

People are amazed by this Eton entry exam question which may speak volumes about Britain today

There were some very satisfying replies to these smug-looking new home owners

Led by Donkeys have gone supersized in their Brexiter-shaming campaign

People are sharing customers’ most outrageous and downright weird behaviour in shops – 19 favourites

Favourite 23 things people are saying about Downing Street’s new dog

This woman’s memories of what it’s really like to work in HMV are simply fabulous

A thread explaining why cats would win a war against the Scots is the distraction we all need

Michael Gove said everyone will have “the food they need” after Brexit – 11 sceptical reactions

Boston had a straight pride parade and the mockery was greater than the turnout – 16 scathing reactions

Michael Gove’s Get Ready For Brexit advice looks a little dark (parody)

The Google delete process for the family emoji is absolutely brutal

Rob Delaney wins comeback of the week

David Baddiel had the perfect last word on Piers Morgan’s trolling of Hugh Grant