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This woman’s memories of what it’s really like to work in HMV are simply fabulous

A thread explaining why cats would win a war against the Scots is the distraction we all need

Michael Gove said everyone will have “the food they need” after Brexit – 11 sceptical reactions

Boston had a straight pride parade and the mockery was greater than the turnout – 16 scathing reactions

Michael Gove’s Get Ready For Brexit advice looks a little dark (parody)

The Google delete process for the family emoji is absolutely brutal

Rob Delaney wins comeback of the week

David Baddiel had the perfect last word on Piers Morgan’s trolling of Hugh Grant

There was something about these selfies shared by Rory Stewart that got people talking

11 mixed reviews of ‘The one where somebody said F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was garbage’

Eric Cantona’s UEFA award acceptance speech is our new favourite oddity -17 perfect reactions

This bible-themed attempted rent hike had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan film

James Blunt had the perfect response to this guy who’s really not looking forward to his new song

Hugh Grant’s Boris Johnson rant was made even better by the responses from the 4 Yorkshiremen

Piers Morgan called Hugh Grant a ‘twat’ for criticising Boris Johnson – only 4 replies you need