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This Peppa Pig makeup transformation is either brilliant or terrifying – you decide

The reunion of a woman with the man who helped her 24 years ago is what the internet is for

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A Kenyan assembly session had to be abandoned due to a terrible fart

If Batman left Yelp reviews – 5 stars for these 15 responses

9 of Bob Mortimer’s tweets as motivational posters

Gymnast Simone Biles in extreme slow motion will make you believe a woman can fly

People are completely obsessed with the “salmon cannon” – Our 19 favourite responses

“Richard Madeley literally doesn’t know what Brexit is.” – the only 7 reactions you need to read

How an elderly lady became the unlikeliest hero – a play in three acts

It’s five years since we first saw the funniest photo caption we’ll ever see

Your email sign-off says more about you than you think – 11 unkind regards

14 totally mint reactions to the new Brexit 50p

UKIP’s new leader is called Richard Braine and the jokes just wrote themselves

16 nuggets of ‘Fake Showbiz News’ to make your day a whole lot better