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UKIP’s new leader is called Richard Braine and the jokes just wrote themselves

16 nuggets of ‘Fake Showbiz News’ to make your day a whole lot better

22 bright sparks react to the UK power cuts

People can’t believe how Donald and Melania Trump posed with a baby orphaned in the El Paso shooting

60 very funny jokes by 60 essential people to follow

6 books titles we wish really existed for Book Lovers Day

34 times we could totally relate to Anna Kendrick’s tweets

Simply 24 times Gillian Anderson won at Twitter

Gillian Anderson’s answer to this ‘f-ck, marry, kill’ question makes us love her even more

Simply 16 of the very best number neighbour encounters

Photoshop guy takes people’s requests very literally and he’s a troll master

This guy had the best response to a woman who said his Tinder profile was ‘lame’

12 Funny Fake Cat Facts to celebrate International Cat Day

A Brexiter asked how the UK had treated Ireland badly and the replies were borderline genius

This marvellously unashamed dad joke was made even better by the puntastic replies