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Gymnast Simone Biles in extreme slow motion will make you believe a woman can fly

People are completely obsessed with the “salmon cannon” – Our 19 favourite responses

“Richard Madeley literally doesn’t know what Brexit is.” – the only 7 reactions you need to read

How an elderly lady became the unlikeliest hero – a play in three acts

It’s five years since we first saw the funniest photo caption we’ll ever see

Your email sign-off says more about you than you think – 11 unkind regards

14 totally mint reactions to the new Brexit 50p

UKIP’s new leader is called Richard Braine and the jokes just wrote themselves

16 nuggets of ‘Fake Showbiz News’ to make your day a whole lot better

22 bright sparks react to the UK power cuts

People can’t believe how Donald and Melania Trump posed with a baby orphaned in the El Paso shooting

60 very funny jokes by 60 essential people to follow

6 books titles we wish really existed for Book Lovers Day

34 times we could totally relate to Anna Kendrick’s tweets