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A Brexit bus was abandoned and the jokes just wrote themselves – our 8 favourites

Why these dogs look like celebrities is a mystery we all want solved

Neil Hamilton picked on Greta Thunberg and it massively backfired – 9 brutal owns

Simply 25 of the funniest things we’ve seen this week

16 things only people of a certain age will have experienced

The Sun’s front page shows Boris Johnson in an unusual light – 12 hot takes

An astrophysicist took issue with Disney’s poster for Frozen 2 and everyone made the same joke

The BBC got over-excited by the hot weather and was brutally slapped down by the internet

19 favourite things people are saying about the record-breaking hot weather

This play in two acts is basically 2019 to date

14 scathing collective nouns for Boris Johnson’s cabinet

Just 23 very funny things that David Mellor looks like

James Blunt apologised for not releasing any new music and it’s the best thing he’s done this year

Boris Johnson’s cabinet reshuffle was like an episode of Game of Thrones – our 23 favourite reactions

Larry the Cat had the best commentary on Boris Johnson becoming PM – 13 favourite takes