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How Cadbury came up with a ‘30% less sugar Dairy Milk’ is some kind of terrible genius

Toby Young’s erotically-charged Boris Johnson profile provoked much hilarity – 13 favourite responses

An MP’s comms team spectacularly resigned via the guy’s own Twitter

Boris Johnson said “dude” and now it’s ruined for everyone else – the 12 best reactions

Donald Trump said Brits call Boris Johnson ‘Britain Trump’ – only 5 replies you need

Want to feel old? You will after reading this

People are sharing the job interview ‘red flags’ that said it wasn’t the role for them – 29 favourites

Ivanka Trump made a schoolboy error congratulating Boris Johnson – 5 favourite responses

Boris Johnson is the new Tory leader and will be PM tomorrow – the nation reacts!

11 times cake order communication went horribly wrong

Tips to survive a British heatwave

8 things British people generally do when the sun comes out

Simply 33 funny tweets about the really rather warm weather we’re having right now

Every fact you’ve ever wanted to know about peeing and pooing in space – and some you didn’t

Americans think Dutch people dump their kids in the woods and the clapback from Dutch Twitter was brutal