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The BBC got over-excited by the hot weather and was brutally slapped down by the internet

19 favourite things people are saying about the record-breaking hot weather

This play in two acts is basically 2019 to date

14 scathing collective nouns for Boris Johnson’s cabinet

Just 23 very funny things that David Mellor looks like

James Blunt apologised for not releasing any new music and it’s the best thing he’s done this year

Boris Johnson’s cabinet reshuffle was like an episode of Game of Thrones – our 23 favourite reactions

Larry the Cat had the best commentary on Boris Johnson becoming PM – 13 favourite takes

How Cadbury came up with a ‘30% less sugar Dairy Milk’ is some kind of terrible genius

Toby Young’s erotically-charged Boris Johnson profile provoked much hilarity – 13 favourite responses

An MP’s comms team spectacularly resigned via the guy’s own Twitter

Boris Johnson said “dude” and now it’s ruined for everyone else – the 12 best reactions

Donald Trump said Brits call Boris Johnson ‘Britain Trump’ – only 5 replies you need

Want to feel old? You will after reading this

People are sharing the job interview ‘red flags’ that said it wasn’t the role for them – 29 favourites