17 reasons why we love Bec Hill

There are no two ways about it, Bec Hill is an essential element of whatever it is that keeps people hooked to Twitter, with her eclectic and unique humour and sheer good-natured friendliness. Although the busy stand-up comedian keeps on producing unique live sets that draw the crowds and the awards, year on year, we’re happy to say she still manages to come up with something extra for the online crowd, too.

Here are seventeen – and a sneaky bonus – of the hundreds of reasons to love Bec Hill.

1.

<the Queen giving me a personal tour of Buckingham Palace>

QUEEN: …and this is the Ballroom.

ME: But, your highness… this appears to be your bedroom?

QUEEN: Yes, but I have held many balls in here.

<we high five a thousand times>

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) March 31, 2018

2.

Limbo is the only sport where being bad at it means you've set the bar really high.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) October 25, 2018

3.

Can't see the "wouldn't" for the treason.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) July 17, 2018

4.

I once bumped into the same vegetarian lady twice in one day. I remember thinking, "I'm sure I saw herbivore."

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) October 22, 2018

5.

ME: Ok, so I wanna start a new business. You know me. I like baking and I like fairytales. So let's call this new company, "Buns Upon a Time," or "Once a Bun a Time," or something like that. You can't go wrong.

INTERN: Got it. pic.twitter.com/RBeATel8bu

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) January 4, 2019

6.

My writing workshop for inmates has its prose and cons.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) June 10, 2019

7.

The Danish footballer Kasper Schmeichel is receiving a lot of praise for his performance today.

Less can be said for his brother, Michael, who everyone always sounds very disappointed in.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) June 16, 2018

8.

✔ Using tablets
✔ Writing in emojis
✔ Obsessed with cats

You call them millenials.

I call them Ancient Egyptians.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) February 20, 2018

9.

INVESTOR: We like your seafood company, but it needs a new name.

ME: What's wrong with Bear's Tongue Trout Faces?

I: It doesn't sound yummy.

M: Fine. Dog's Tooth Haddock Breasts.

I:…

M: Lizard's… Butt… Cod Dicks.

I:…

ME: Bird's… Eye… Fish… Fingers.

I: Nice.

— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) May 3, 2019