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People are sharing their favourite tweets of all time – 19 strong nominations

Nadine Dorries claimed Boris Johnson had to have lockdown leaving parties to boost morale – 14 votes of no confidence

27 favourite things people are saying about Boris Johnson right now

Eddie Van Halen’s son was trolled for trading off his dad’s name and his response was a proper banger

The AI-art version of ‘Women Laughing Alone With Salad’ is a terrifying treat

Simply 17 times Scottish Twitter was just the tonic to make our day better

Twitter’s press department auto-responds with the poo emoji – and tweeters are dumping on Elon Musk

Guns don’t kill people, Only Fans kills people – apparently

Gary Lineker had the devastating final word for a troll who suggested he wasn’t being entirely honest

Carol Vorderman called out the Daily Mail’s maths ‘bollocks’ and people loved it

Darren Grimes bent irony until it snapped – 14 funniest takedowns

This list of birds ‘named by people who clearly hate birds’ is an ornithological delight

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

An old clip of Ian Wright meeting a teacher from his past is doing the rounds again, and it may make you shed a tear

A Christian singer said women ‘dressed like prostitutes’ in the gym and the comebacks were magnificent