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Comeback of the day

Ukraine’s Ministry of Defence treated this Steven Seagal news with the contempt it deserved

This Twitter thread about the life of sperm whales is a beautifully written and scary delight

A gun lobbyist’s oddly apt name saw him dubbed ‘Keith Arsewank’ on British and Irish Twitter – 14 best takedowns

Kathy Burke had the very best response to anti-vaxxers using Paul O’Grady’s death to spread their conspiracies

Michael Gove thought he had a Jay Rayner ‘gotcha’ moment and it blew up spectacularly in his face

This tale of Lily Savage’s response to a police raid is a fabulous and important read

A Welsh ‘flagshagger’ took aim at an entire city and it didn’t end well

Paul O’Grady as Lily Savage wine ‘tasting’ on This Morning is the best 93 seconds you’ll spend today

Someone asked their Twitter followers to create fan art of a ‘thing’ his cousin made and the responses were spellbinding

Richard Osman struck all sorts of chords with his tip on ‘living life to the full’ – 17 very relatable replies

The best joke about that puffer jacket Pope pic was made even better by Tony Mortimer

Twitter Blue subscribers may soon be able to hide their ticks to avoid the shame – let that sink in

Simply 13 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

Someone suggested that ‘The North’ should only include places from Leeds and above, and it provoked an entertaining Twitter storm