Twitter p.70

37 horror films vastly improved by the spooktacular addition of Muppets

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Piers Morgan trolled Dan Walker over his bike crash and his comeback was A++

Boris Johnson allies are furious after Keir Starmer hired Sue Gray – 23 favourite responses

A right-wing podcaster tweeted some advice about how to ‘make a man happy’ and was promptly brought down a peg or two

30p Lee complained about a poor family eating at McDonald’s – 14 supersized comments

This thread of ‘every American president, but they’re all cool and sport mullets’ is sheer magnificence

Comeback of the week

Twitter went down after Musk’s latest purge of workers – 19 funniest responses

24 amazing words from other languages that don’t have an English equivalent

17 of the funniest and most inventive rare insults of the month

James Blunt had the best comeback for a troll who said his music ‘rides the middle and appeals to no-one’

The Conservatives are boasting about cleaning the rivers and beaches and irony is stone dead

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week