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New (eye)ball please! We know it’s Monday but it could be worse, you could be this umpire

“I do not want any engraving, just leave the metal plate blank. No engraving.”

Imagine the full English #Brexit you’ll be suffering if you eat all 4,000 calories

Only thing more terrifying than Donald Trump is this waxwork of … Donald Trump

Lady Gaga wins the Super Bowl – the 13 best responses on Twitter

Why we love JK Rowling on Twitter, part 9 (and 3/4)

Bar owner comes up with an ingenious solution to a pavement table ban

This’ll make it better. Watch two baby elephants in a kiddies’ paddling pool

David Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger win our weird video of the week

The Guardian’s take on David Hockney’s Sun masthead is Pseuds Corner gold

This still looks like they’re doing coke in the Antiques Roadshow

The funniest responses to Kellyanne Conway’s totally made up ‘Bowling Green Massacre’

If you’re looking for a Six Nations rugby drinking game, look no further

Simply 39 of the funniest headlines ever printed

Tweet of the week