Pics p.371

19 funny replies to wrong numbers that’ll make you chortle your socks off

The Irish for accountant might be a bit harsh

Diners get weird “seen rat” discount after restaurant rodent scare

The anatomy of Antarctica

Waterstones shop assistant nails 2017 in five words

Absolutely the best story you will read today

Unfortunate typo or the worst place in the world for a swim?

If Donald Trump doesn’t get us, giant asteroid will. Happy Friday!

La La Land – but what about the other Teletubbies?

Post-it notes make panel show mathematics possible

“Hey! This is a library!” Student goes viral after silencing Trump protest

Build your own Donald Trump wall

Yesssss! It’s the Mary Berry fist pump

This attempt to make it clear that you’re looking at a man’s wrist has invented a whole new form of fashion

Greenpeace protestors unfurl a banner over The White House.