Life p.125

23 of the most eye-opening and hilarious headlines from ‘Mental Headlines’ on Twitter

People are sharing the most annoyingly inconvenient things you could steal from someone’s home – 23 slam dunks

‘What words have completely lost all meaning?’ – 18 strong suggestions

If only working life always worked out as well as this all-time classic comeback

This funny divorce cake mission just keeps getting better and better

This vanishing broom mystery is half slapstick but all facepalm

Simply 13 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

A clumsy customer left a bad review for a worse reason and got thoroughly panned

Survival of the funniest – simply 19 of our favourite funny ‘evolution memes’

Turns out the speed camera sign might not be what people though it was and they are distraught

‘My husband, the driest texter’ is a very funny and infuriating read

A forgetful internet seller received a brilliantly NSFW message from a disgruntled client

‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

We’ve entered the ‘£1k per month to live in a shed in Maidenhead’ phase of late-stage Capitalism

‘What instantly kills the vibe at a party?’ 19 absolute mood slayers